Four Hour Erection
Music and lyrics © 2005
Gauthier, Maloney, Pogue, von Hoffman

Smooth complexion
Close inspection
Pure perfection
Four hour erection, four hour erection

Improper suggestion
Change of direction
Intervenous injection
Four hour erection, four hour erection

Introspection
Time for reflection
Resurrection
Four hour erection, four hour erection

Use of this product can cause your blood pressure to drop suddenly to an unsafe level if it is taken with certain other medicines. Do not use this product if you have to operate heavy machinery. No fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this product. May cause sleeplessness, irritability, or warts after prolonged use. Contents under pressure; shake well before using. Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light. Not intended for use by children or liberals under the age of five. Do not combine with alcohol, tobacco, psuedoephedrine, airplane glue, or crystal meth. The most common side effects of this product are headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach or dizziness. It may also cause vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects. This product may cause priapism, that is an erection that won't go away. In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours, please consult your physician.

It really changed my life
It lets me love my heart
It's like a brand new start
It will explode my heart
You probably think I'm sick
It lets me use my dick