Sekkusu Hodai
Music and lyrics © 2005
Gauthier, Maloney, Pogue, von Hoffman

She doesn't want to go to a movie
She doesn't want to shop for shoes
She doesn't want to drink that bubble tea
Or plan her new tattoos
She doesn't want to go to the music store
Although that's usually swell
She wants you to take her to
A love hotel
 
Just a rest?
Or a stay?
Sekkusu!
Hodai!
She's not the type
You meet every day
Sekkusu!
Hodai!
 
You wander the steep hills searching
For the place to do the deed
Photos outside each hotel
You can look for what you need
They all look like Ramada Inn
Which doesn't do it for you
But the walls back home are paper-thin
So you know what you gotta do
 
Just a rest?
Or a stay?
Sekkusu!
Hodai!
She's not the type
You meet every day
Sekkusu!
Hodai!
 
You wish you were in Osaka
The rooms are much better there
Hugh Hefner style bachelor pad
Or a master's evil lair
You want the room with bumper cars
Or a Hello Kitty bed
But since you're in Shibuya
You'll do it here instead

Just a rest?
Or a stay?
Sekkusu!
Hodai!
She's not the type
You meet every day
Sekkusu!
Hodai!